“vainglorious…” “undeniably great…” “universally resonant…” “breathtakingly idiosyncratic…” “severe, unappealing, […] oppressive…” “a year of revelations…” “unremittingly sub-par…” “enormously imaginative…” “brilliant and commercially disastrous…” “dormant, archaic, […] dead…” “daunting and uninspiring…” Not Coming to a Theater Near You Two-Thousand Seven in Review