IFFB: When that guy bought the fake spider along with the flowers and the card I was totally like, “The spider’s going to scare his girlfriend and she’s going to get into an accident and die,” and then that was exactly what happened and I was all like “weak!” and then the EMT saw the fake spider and he totally jammed that huge fucking needle into the guy’s eye and IT TOTALLY FUCKING GOT ME, MAN!
by Katherine Follett | Source:
01 May 2008 4:18 PM | Submit Comment